- Script
- Doug Wheeler (credited); H. P. Lovecraft (credited) (original author)
- Pencils
- Mike Hoffman (credited)
- Inks
- Mike Hoffman (credited)
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- Mike Hoffman (credited)
- Genre
- humor; horror-suspense; satire-parody
- Characters
- Shemp Howard (cameo)
- Reprints
A parody of HP Lovecraft's "At the Mountains of Madness".
- Script
- Doug Wheeler (credited)
- Pencils
- Chris Bachalo (credited) (illustrations)
- Inks
- Chris Bachalo (credited) (illustrations)
- Letters
- Kathe Todd (credited)
- Genre
- humor; biography; satire-parody
- Characters
- HP Lovecraft
- Reprints
False biography of HP Lovecraft. Text with illustrations.
- Script
- Doug Wheeler (credited); Edgar Allan Poe (credited) (original author)
- Pencils
- David Gatzmer (credited)
- Inks
- David Gatzmer (credited)
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- David Gatzmer (credited)
- Genre
- humor; horror-suspense; satire-parody
- Reprints
Parody of story of the same name. This was the first written and drawn "Classics Desecrated" (not first published). Originally scheduled for the never-published Comico Monthly #1.
- Script
- Doug Wheeler (credited)
- Pencils
- Jim Reddington (credited)
- Inks
- Jim Reddington (credited)
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- Michael DeLepine (credited as Mike DeLepine)
- Genre
- humor; horror-suspense; satire-parody
- Characters
- Predator (cameo)
A combination of "Alice in Wonderland" and "The Most Dangerous Game".
- Script
- Doug Wheeler (credited)
- Pencils
- Simon Bisley (credited) (illustrations)
- Inks
- Simon Bisley (credited) (illustrations)
- Letters
- Kathe Todd (credited)
- Genre
- humor; biography; satire-parody
- Characters
- Richard Connell
False biography of Richard Connell. Text with illustrations
- Script
- Doug Wheeler (credited)
- Pencils
- Stephen R. Bissette (credited as Steve Bissette) (illustrations)
- Inks
- Stephen R. Bissette (credited as Steve Bissette) (illustrations)
- Letters
- Kathe Todd (credited)
- Genre
- humor; biography; satire-parody
- Characters
- Lewis Carroll
False biography of Lewis Carroll. Text with illustrations.
- Script
- Doug Wheeler (credited)
- Pencils
- Bernie Mireault (credited) (illustrations)
- Inks
- Bernie Mireault (credited) (illustrations)
- Letters
- Kathe Todd (credited)
- Genre
- humor; biography; satire-parody
- Characters
- Washington Irving
False biography of Washington Irving. Text with illustrations.
- Script
- Doug Wheeler (credited)
- Pencils
- John K. Snyder III (credited)
- Inks
- John K. Snyder III (credited)
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- John K. Snyder III (credited)
- Genre
- humor; horror-suspense; satire-parody
Parody of the story of the same name.